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This Song F***ing Sucks!

In this podcast host Jeff Kalmbach is joined every other week by a guest to discuss songs deemed truly horrible and discuss what makes them so.
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May 24, 2017

Mashups, bro country, and ventriloquists are topics of conversation on this the 37th episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Today the knuckleheads are joined by Jack Browning to discuss Kid Rock's eye roller "All Summer Long".  So put on your best Chef Boyardee stained wife beater and white trash up.

 

 

 

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May 13, 2017

Baby dicks, laziness, and macadamia nuts are topics of discussion on episode 36 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Today JP and Jeff are joined by the great Andy Kovari (House of Rabbits, Dinosaur Dick) to get inside of Jack Johnson's 2001 dud.  So pull up a cajon, get your puka shell necklace on, and fire up the devil sticks for another episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.

 

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Apr 27, 2017

Pre-hipsters, flat affects, and disco beats are topics of discussion for episode 36: "Somebody told Me" The Killers

 

 

 

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Apr 11, 2017

Biblical names, goop.com, and lots of poop stuff are at the center of today's discussion with drummer Andy Shoniker.  JP and Jeff assist Andy in tackling the ins and outs of Coldplay's hit "Yellow" from 2000's Parachutes album.  So much poop stuff.

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Mar 29, 2017

Trolls, dead flounder, and special needs artists are topics of discussion for episode 33 of TSFnS.  Jeff and JP welcome back James Roach to get real deep into the '90s piece of butt "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies.  Nothing pays off.

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Mar 15, 2017

Have your tissues ready because this week JP and Jeff explore the Successories theme song "I Hope You Dance" by LeAnn Womack.  Prepare to be inspired!

 

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Feb 28, 2017

Gherkins, Columbia House, and knockin' are at the center of episode 31 as Jeff and JP welcome back TV Guidance Counselor himself Ken Reid to discuss Seven Mary Three's classically stupid "Cumbersome". 

 

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Feb 15, 2017

ok ok ok ok ok OK!  Travolta, $3,000 underpants, and braggadocio are all topics of conversation on this very special Los Angeles episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined face-to-face and in the skin by fellow Schwarzenator Jonathan Weed to attempt to cobble together some sort of order to the nonsensical blathering which is ScHoolboy Q's "THat Part".  This one's a doozy so hold on to your butts!

 

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Jan 31, 2017

Morning wood, dumptrucks, and unsexy jangles are some of the topics covered in episode 29 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff & JP are joined by Nick DeSimone from Metalinsider.net to discuss "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company.  Dammit Paul Rodgers.  We're putting you on notice.

 

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Jan 17, 2017

Oceanside lubrication issues, crustacean vulva battles, and Swedish beverage misnaming are topics of discussion on episode 28 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  This Week Jeff & JP are joined by Zeena Koda for an in depth analysis of DNCE's "Cake by the Ocean".  Wouldn't you get sand in the frosting?

 

 

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Jan 6, 2017

Join us as we celebrate one year of suck with our look back on season 1 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Revisit some of our favorite moments sounds, impressions, zingers, and telling people to fuck off.  Here's to this year and hoping it's better.  Can't get no worse!

 

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Dec 20, 2016

Beef Jerky, Nerdy Robots, and Grocery Chain self esteem are topics covered in episode 26 of TSFnS.  Jeff and JP get too deep into 1981's cringy Christmas classic "Christmas Wrapping".  At least the horn line is cool.

 

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Dec 6, 2016

People who's favorite band is Guttermouth, knowing all the lines to Rocky 5, and a quinceaƱera with uncle Ned are topics broached in Episode 25 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined by the lovely and bearded Kyle Clark (This is Rad Podcast) to torture themselves with Owl City's sillyness "Fireflies".  No it isn't by Postal Service.

 

 

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Nov 22, 2016

Diabetes, deplorable tone, and Bryan Adamsisms are topics of discussion on episode 24 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP are joined by guest Joe K (Monte Casino) to discuss Poison's 1988 disappointment "Nothin but a Good Time".  The dishes are done, man. 

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Nov 8, 2016

Sociopathy, the DJ tables, and butt stuff are the topics for discussion on today's episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined by the multifaceted Katy Irizarry to discuss the inner workings of Sugar Ray's "Every Morning".  Please join us as we dare to ask "who IS pro pro?"

 

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Oct 11, 2016

Rich kids, flash drives, and pussy are the topics of discussion for this week episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP try to get to the bottom of Maroon 5's 2015 annoyance "Sugar".  The resulting discoveries will make you ask the question 'what am I doing with my life?'

 

 

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Sep 27, 2016

Lactation, tumors, and the GILF hunter are all topics of discussion on today's episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP are joined by friend of the show Jimmy Roach to examine "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.  This song is the audio equivalent of a tire fire.

 

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Jul 5, 2016

Hosts JP VonHitchburg and Jeff Kalmbach take time out of their busy schedules of fucking around to chat about tax code, words that don't rhyme with Texas, and the stratiest strat in the history of strats.  Episode 14 discusses the 1976 hit "Take the Money and Run" from Steve Miller Band's Fly Like an Eagle album. 

 

 

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Jun 23, 2016

Backwoods mafiosos, product placement, and the secrets of the Illuminati are topics broached during Episode 13's analysis of "Crank it Up" by Colt Ford.  Retro Rocket Entertainment's Michael Cook joins Jeff (heretofore referred to as Remington Miata) and JP (heretofore referred to as SmithandWesson Econoline) in trying to get to the bottom of this cross genre nightmare.  Woot Woot

 

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