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This Song F***ing Sucks!

In this podcast host Jeff Kalmbach is joined every other week by a guest to discuss songs deemed truly horrible and discuss what makes them so.
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Now displaying: 2016
Dec 20, 2016

Beef Jerky, Nerdy Robots, and Grocery Chain self esteem are topics covered in episode 26 of TSFnS.  Jeff and JP get too deep into 1981's cringy Christmas classic "Christmas Wrapping".  At least the horn line is cool.

 

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Dec 6, 2016

People who's favorite band is Guttermouth, knowing all the lines to Rocky 5, and a quinceaƱera with uncle Ned are topics broached in Episode 25 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined by the lovely and bearded Kyle Clark (This is Rad Podcast) to torture themselves with Owl City's sillyness "Fireflies".  No it isn't by Postal Service.

 

 

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Nov 22, 2016

Diabetes, deplorable tone, and Bryan Adamsisms are topics of discussion on episode 24 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP are joined by guest Joe K (Monte Casino) to discuss Poison's 1988 disappointment "Nothin but a Good Time".  The dishes are done, man. 

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Nov 8, 2016

Sociopathy, the DJ tables, and butt stuff are the topics for discussion on today's episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined by the multifaceted Katy Irizarry to discuss the inner workings of Sugar Ray's "Every Morning".  Please join us as we dare to ask "who IS pro pro?"

 

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Oct 11, 2016

Rich kids, flash drives, and pussy are the topics of discussion for this week episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP try to get to the bottom of Maroon 5's 2015 annoyance "Sugar".  The resulting discoveries will make you ask the question 'what am I doing with my life?'

 

 

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Sep 27, 2016

Lactation, tumors, and the GILF hunter are all topics of discussion on today's episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff and JP are joined by friend of the show Jimmy Roach to examine "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.  This song is the audio equivalent of a tire fire.

 

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Jul 5, 2016

Hosts JP VonHitchburg and Jeff Kalmbach take time out of their busy schedules of fucking around to chat about tax code, words that don't rhyme with Texas, and the stratiest strat in the history of strats.  Episode 14 discusses the 1976 hit "Take the Money and Run" from Steve Miller Band's Fly Like an Eagle album. 

 

 

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Jun 23, 2016

Backwoods mafiosos, product placement, and the secrets of the Illuminati are topics broached during Episode 13's analysis of "Crank it Up" by Colt Ford.  Retro Rocket Entertainment's Michael Cook joins Jeff (heretofore referred to as Remington Miata) and JP (heretofore referred to as SmithandWesson Econoline) in trying to get to the bottom of this cross genre nightmare.  Woot Woot

 

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Jun 7, 2016

The sad afterbirth of Nirvana - Puddle of Mud brings you " She Fucking Hates Me".  A stupid nursery rhyme about nothing with music they stole.  Thanks Fred Durst.  You dick.

May 24, 2016

Life threatening fevers, weird protruding erections, and unwanted (dare I say inappropriate) advances are the topics broached during episode 11.  Will Risbourg of Will and the Won'ts joins Jeff and JP in being thoroughly creeped out by Foreigner's 1978 hit Hot Blooded.  I mean seriously.  He's totally just talking about his ugly red engorged dork. 

 

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May 17, 2016

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May 10, 2016

Lucky Charms, edible underwear, and Peter Wolf's masturbatory preferences are topics of discussion on episode 10 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Comedian Ken Reid joins Jeff to get to the bottom of The J Geils Band's 1981 hit Centerfold. 

 

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May 6, 2016

Third minisode - we review comments and alternate instrumentation for "Piano in the Dark" from episode 9 w/ April Richardson - we announce episode 10's guest Ken Reid for J Geils Band's "Centerfold" - we discuss being told what to do by songs.  fuck that.  don't tell me how to live.

Apr 26, 2016

Ray Charles, Andy Dick, and phlegm come together in one overly emotional song.  Comedian April Richardson joins us to discuss Brenda Russell's 1988 "Piano in the Dark".  Is it only piano?  Does it matter if the lights are on?  These are the important questions that we address on today's episode.

 

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Apr 19, 2016

Second minisode - we address some of the "facts" from Ep 8 "Crazy Bitch" (at smokey joe's cafe') talk about possible purveyors of chili beans (at smokey joe's cafe') announce next week's guest and song (at smokey joe's cafe') and get to the bottom of how many beverages JP drinks during the course of a 20m podcast (at smokey joe's cafe')

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Apr 12, 2016

Jeff discusses mental health, grammar, and insurance adjusters with comedian Dan Shaki on this week's episode.  They listened to Buckcherry's 'Crazy Bitch' from the aptly titled 2005 release 15 which proves that you have to be 15 years old to want to listen to it.  BTW.  Not misogynist at all.

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Mar 30, 2016

Everybody Get Fun with the douchebag national anthem from Black Eyed Peas 2006 album The E.N.D. Or else they will start yelling at you.  John G from the Craftsman in Santa Monica and JP Von Hitchburg join us!

Mar 16, 2016

3 cities, 2 countries, 1 terrible song.  This week Jeff brings on drum phenom Damion Sanchez (Unveiling the Skies) from Germany and everyone's favorite JP Von Hitchburg (Dinosaur Dick) to discuss "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder.  From the band's 2005 Extreme Behavior album, "Lips of an Angel" chronicles Henry Winkler's love affair with Mick Jagger and buttholes to the sultry sounds of Joe Blower on guitar. 

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