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This Song F***ing Sucks!

In this podcast host Jeff Kalmbach is joined every other week by a guest to discuss songs deemed truly horrible and discuss what makes them so.
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Sep 1, 2017

Herbal essences commercials, Columbia University, and Robitussin Cold & Flu are topics for episode 44 of TSFnS.  Tackling Vampire Weekend's silly "A-punk" with equal silliness. Deal with it.

 

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Aug 21, 2017

Corn, chili dawg, and the good ol' days are topics covered in episode 43 of #TSFnS.  JP & Jeff take a listen to John Cougar Mellencamp's "Jack & Diane" and get all wistful.

 

 

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Aug 3, 2017

Irish jigs, stupid haircuts, and free association are topics of today's discussion as the boys deconstruct 2012's "I Will Wait" by Mumford and sons.

 

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Jul 20, 2017

Drunk people on line at the fast food restaurant, slide whistle, and three card monty are all part of the discussion this week as Jeff and JP Discuss Big Sean's questionable "I Don't Fuck Wit You".  All this and Andy Rooney on 60 minutes.

 

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Jul 5, 2017

Jewelry stores, Mark Wahlberg VS robot cars, and old fashioned limericks are topics of broached during episode 40 of This Song Fuckings Sucks.  JP & Jeff are joined by repeat guest Jake Nunn (Hellfire) to deconstruct Megan Trainors megahit 'All About That Bass".

 

 

 

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Jun 21, 2017

Plastic bags, Kin Jong Un, and Macaws are topics of discussion on episode 39 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Joining us is comedian John Westcott who shares his disdain for Katy Perry's girl power anthem "Firework" whilst Jeff Muppet dances like a 12 year old girl.

 

 

 

 

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Jun 7, 2017

Champagne brunch, oral, and Fleetwood Mac's Rumors are topics of conversation on today's episode of TSFnS.  Join those zany kids JP and Jeff as they listen to "Bubbly" by Colby Caillat.  Pants.

 

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May 24, 2017

Mashups, bro country, and ventriloquists are topics of conversation on this the 37th episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Today the knuckleheads are joined by Jack Browning to discuss Kid Rock's eye roller "All Summer Long".  So put on your best Chef Boyardee stained wife beater and white trash up.

 

 

 

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May 13, 2017

Baby dicks, laziness, and macadamia nuts are topics of discussion on episode 36 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Today JP and Jeff are joined by the great Andy Kovari (House of Rabbits, Dinosaur Dick) to get inside of Jack Johnson's 2001 dud.  So pull up a cajon, get your puka shell necklace on, and fire up the devil sticks for another episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.

 

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Apr 27, 2017

Pre-hipsters, flat affects, and disco beats are topics of discussion for episode 36: "Somebody told Me" The Killers

 

 

 

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Apr 11, 2017

Biblical names, goop.com, and lots of poop stuff are at the center of today's discussion with drummer Andy Shoniker.  JP and Jeff assist Andy in tackling the ins and outs of Coldplay's hit "Yellow" from 2000's Parachutes album.  So much poop stuff.

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Mar 29, 2017

Trolls, dead flounder, and special needs artists are topics of discussion for episode 33 of TSFnS.  Jeff and JP welcome back James Roach to get real deep into the '90s piece of butt "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies.  Nothing pays off.

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Mar 15, 2017

Have your tissues ready because this week JP and Jeff explore the Successories theme song "I Hope You Dance" by LeAnn Womack.  Prepare to be inspired!

 

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Feb 28, 2017

Gherkins, Columbia House, and knockin' are at the center of episode 31 as Jeff and JP welcome back TV Guidance Counselor himself Ken Reid to discuss Seven Mary Three's classically stupid "Cumbersome". 

 

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Feb 15, 2017

ok ok ok ok ok OK!  Travolta, $3,000 underpants, and braggadocio are all topics of conversation on this very special Los Angeles episode of This Song Fucking Sucks.  JP and Jeff are joined face-to-face and in the skin by fellow Schwarzenator Jonathan Weed to attempt to cobble together some sort of order to the nonsensical blathering which is ScHoolboy Q's "THat Part".  This one's a doozy so hold on to your butts!

 

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Jan 31, 2017

Morning wood, dumptrucks, and unsexy jangles are some of the topics covered in episode 29 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Jeff & JP are joined by Nick DeSimone from Metalinsider.net to discuss "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company.  Dammit Paul Rodgers.  We're putting you on notice.

 

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Jan 17, 2017

Oceanside lubrication issues, crustacean vulva battles, and Swedish beverage misnaming are topics of discussion on episode 28 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  This Week Jeff & JP are joined by Zeena Koda for an in depth analysis of DNCE's "Cake by the Ocean".  Wouldn't you get sand in the frosting?

 

 

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Jan 6, 2017

Join us as we celebrate one year of suck with our look back on season 1 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Revisit some of our favorite moments sounds, impressions, zingers, and telling people to fuck off.  Here's to this year and hoping it's better.  Can't get no worse!

 

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