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This Song F***ing Sucks!

In this podcast host Jeff Kalmbach is joined every other week by a guest to discuss songs deemed truly horrible and discuss what makes them so.
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Jul 5, 2016

Hosts JP VonHitchburg and Jeff Kalmbach take time out of their busy schedules of fucking around to chat about tax code, words that don't rhyme with Texas, and the stratiest strat in the history of strats.  Episode 14 discusses the 1976 hit "Take the Money and Run" from Steve Miller Band's Fly Like an Eagle album. 

 

 

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Jun 23, 2016

Backwoods mafiosos, product placement, and the secrets of the Illuminati are topics broached during Episode 13's analysis of "Crank it Up" by Colt Ford.  Retro Rocket Entertainment's Michael Cook joins Jeff (heretofore referred to as Remington Miata) and JP (heretofore referred to as SmithandWesson Econoline) in trying to get to the bottom of this cross genre nightmare.  Woot Woot

 

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Jun 7, 2016

The sad afterbirth of Nirvana - Puddle of Mud brings you " She Fucking Hates Me".  A stupid nursery rhyme about nothing with music they stole.  Thanks Fred Durst.  You dick.

May 24, 2016

Life threatening fevers, weird protruding erections, and unwanted (dare I say inappropriate) advances are the topics broached during episode 11.  Will Risbourg of Will and the Won'ts joins Jeff and JP in being thoroughly creeped out by Foreigner's 1978 hit Hot Blooded.  I mean seriously.  He's totally just talking about his ugly red engorged dork. 

 

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May 17, 2016

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May 10, 2016

Lucky Charms, edible underwear, and Peter Wolf's masturbatory preferences are topics of discussion on episode 10 of This Song Fucking Sucks.  Comedian Ken Reid joins Jeff to get to the bottom of The J Geils Band's 1981 hit Centerfold. 

 

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May 6, 2016

Third minisode - we review comments and alternate instrumentation for "Piano in the Dark" from episode 9 w/ April Richardson - we announce episode 10's guest Ken Reid for J Geils Band's "Centerfold" - we discuss being told what to do by songs.  fuck that.  don't tell me how to live.

Apr 26, 2016

Ray Charles, Andy Dick, and phlegm come together in one overly emotional song.  Comedian April Richardson joins us to discuss Brenda Russell's 1988 "Piano in the Dark".  Is it only piano?  Does it matter if the lights are on?  These are the important questions that we address on today's episode.

 

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Apr 19, 2016

Second minisode - we address some of the "facts" from Ep 8 "Crazy Bitch" (at smokey joe's cafe') talk about possible purveyors of chili beans (at smokey joe's cafe') announce next week's guest and song (at smokey joe's cafe') and get to the bottom of how many beverages JP drinks during the course of a 20m podcast (at smokey joe's cafe')

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Apr 12, 2016

Jeff discusses mental health, grammar, and insurance adjusters with comedian Dan Shaki on this week's episode.  They listened to Buckcherry's 'Crazy Bitch' from the aptly titled 2005 release 15 which proves that you have to be 15 years old to want to listen to it.  BTW.  Not misogynist at all.

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Mar 30, 2016

Everybody Get Fun with the douchebag national anthem from Black Eyed Peas 2006 album The E.N.D. Or else they will start yelling at you.  John G from the Craftsman in Santa Monica and JP Von Hitchburg join us!

Mar 16, 2016

3 cities, 2 countries, 1 terrible song.  This week Jeff brings on drum phenom Damion Sanchez (Unveiling the Skies) from Germany and everyone's favorite JP Von Hitchburg (Dinosaur Dick) to discuss "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder.  From the band's 2005 Extreme Behavior album, "Lips of an Angel" chronicles Henry Winkler's love affair with Mick Jagger and buttholes to the sultry sounds of Joe Blower on guitar. 

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Mar 1, 2016

wah ah ah ah - JP Von Hitchburg returns to discuss what is probably a really gross rape scenario in "Down with the Sickness".   From Disturbed's 2000 The Sickness album, "Down with the Sickness"  has everything.  Silly jungle drums, primal throat clearing, and pleads to 'mommy'.  What else do you want?

Feb 16, 2016

Misogyny, mumbling, and muddy guitar tones are the subject of this week's episode.  Bass virtuoso Scott Clay joins Jeff to discuss "Game of Love" by Santana (mk II) featuring Michelle Branch from the 2002 Shaman release.  If you could understand what Michelle is singing you would be creeped out.

Feb 2, 2016

What if the story of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, or Jim Morrison was retold by a 7 Year old?   Paul Rogers, Mick Ralphs, and the fellas tell the story of "Johnny" the fictitious tragic rock icon as he plummets from his meteoric rise to fame.  On this episode Jeff is joined by comedian and guitarist Brian Crow to listen to Bad Company's 'Shooting Star' from their 1975 Straight Shooter album.

Jan 20, 2016

Pearl Jam, Jesus, and Paul Reed Smith.  All topics for debate in this glorious critical analysis of Creed's hit "With Arms Wide Open" from the 1999 release Human Clay.  Join Jeff this week with guitar repair master Rob Brown (Axis Guitars) as they ponder the unanswerable questions of Scott Stapp's greased up nips.

Jan 6, 2016

In our inaugural episode of 'This Song F@#%ing Sucks' host Jeff Kalmbach is joined by Dinosaur Dick/Schwarzenator vocalist JP Von Hitchburg to discuss the finer points of Linkin Park's "Crawling" from their 2000 release Hybrid Theory

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